magnacarterholygrail:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy

magnacarterholygrail:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy

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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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fuzzie-peach:

Still, to think that such a fabled, erudite student would be gay…

i like how Tamaki’s just like “oh you’re gay? Hale yea lets do this what u like bro we got ‘em all”

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nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

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fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

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  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

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